Santa Claus is-coming to town.

Is it just me, or is there a little more 'ho in ho-ho-ho these days? From Timberlake and his SNL sketch "Dick in a Box" to the Viagra emails that pepper my inbox with such clever subject lines as Christmas is-coming, 'tis the season to be, um, jolly?

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

However, if we're all gonna get down and busy this holiday season, let's do it the right way. The honorable way. The Jersey Girl way. With Bruce.