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I read
this
yesterday, mulled it over, and I feel a correlative coming on. Ready? So.
Once upon a time, I moved into a heat-less, two-bedroom, barely
one-bathroom farmhouse with my partner and two small children even though I’m a
comfort-loving hedonist. Maybe it was (probably, it was) due to a lowly guilty
feeling I’d carried around since childhood – my Oma’s voice in my ear
screeching “Duty! Duty! Duty!”
In any case, the interment lasted just shy of three years.
We moved out during a record cold-snap, a week before the epic Oregon floods of
’96. Yes, friends, it was the Gulag.
But the first several months of that
experiment were accompanied by a sort of runner’s high brought on by continual Aegean
tasks and extreme discomfort. Scrubbing 60 years of bacon grease off the
kitchen walls, for instance. And scraping inches of black, asbestos-laden
adhesive from the vertical-grain fir flooring so we could grind it further with
rented machinery. Oh, and the chopping of wood! The carrying of septic water!
Chickens and kittens and farm dogs, all with their pratfalls and mange! Not to
mention a jungle-sized garden dug into the soil above an ancient cesspool. All
of this under alien power lines that scored the horizon, buzzing, hissing,
begging us to play in the clover.
Bliss, I tell you.
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But here’s the thing. On balance, the ever-diminishing
percentage of my life spent toiling out there has given more than taken (until
one of us gets diagnosed with some sort of cancer that we can trace back to the
myriad carcinogen-laden activities from that time). For now, I can honestly say
that not a week goes by when I don’t draw from the bare aesthetic of those
years. The way my senses were heightened living closer to the bone, the earth,
the peril. Half of my
latest novel is set there, in fact. If a novelist’s (or
memoirist’s) job is first and foremost to absorb experience, then ’93 – ’96 were
the spongiest years of my whole life, and I continue to wring the nectar,
drop-by-drop, onto the page.
Okay, so this whole preamble is the preface for an
explanation as to what in the ever-living-fuck possessed me to sign up for an
iPhone 6 +. I mean, the size and shape and fragility of it renders it useless
as a carry-it-everywhere tool that you can slip into pretty much any pocket,
any time. Which is the way I used my 4. On paper, I bought it for its
supposedly superior photo/video stability feature (I make
videos on my phone! For
my books!). But after a weekend of reflection (and, after reading the
afore-mentioned NYT article), I amend my impetus. My new theory is, I bought
the cumbersome device as punishment. As a self-styled 12-step Program, if you will.
Returning to those soft-salad days where I chose to subvert my centrally-heated
luxury dwelling in a tony NW Portland neighborhood in favor of back-to-the-land
endurance, I’ve tricked myself into giving up my vestigial-organ-made-by-Apple.
For instance. Yesterday afternoon, under a delightful Indian
summer sky, I hiked up to a neighborhood high spot naked. And by naked, I mean,
phoneless. Which, if you know me, is unheard of because I’ve become one of
those constant recorders of quotidian insight. You know: getting just the right
filter on a spectacular flower and posting it on social media: #OctoberRose. Which
is followed by a preoccupation with how many likes it corrals and the ensuing conversations therein. A prompt for community discussion!
So, sans phone, I had to take the fucker in. Its color, its
smell. Its particular juxtaposition to the light. Yup, I had to stop and smell
the roses. I did! And other things, too. The sensual reality of a sunny Sunday
afternoon. The two girls on their front lawn in shorts unfolding a vintage
Twister game. The ruckus of a Cocker spaniel and a boxer, their dual noses
sniffing the fence crack as I walked by. The disappointment of some tourists at
not being able to see Mt. Hood at the top of Council Crest because clouds were
forming there.
My senses were alive in a way they are not when I’m
preoccupied with capturing a snapshot and living life for the soundbite. Oh,
sure, I’m blogging about this, so, clearly, I was still mining my adventure for
its artistic merit. But, my tool is language. It’s always been language. I am
not a visual artist, and I think my pocket-handy device had me believing
otherwise.
Right now, I’m in the development phase of the next Empress
book, which requires me to exercise my muscle for voice and observation.
Which means, I should eschew the multi-tasking in favor of more sustained and
quiet being. The sexy, model-thin phone, like all divas, is useless in the
pocket. The curious device has announced that it may be employed for specific
tasks, but it will not be, will never be, an extension of my body the way its
predecessor was. I am forced to do the heavy lifting the old-fashioned way. While
I still have use of my internal hard drive.
I'm going to randomly choose a photo at 4:00 pm Friday, Oct. 31st, and the owner of that picture will win a spicy array of confections from Alma Chocolates. (I have to keep this contest to U.S., unfortunately, because of the shipping regulations.)
