Does this paragraph make me sound fat? Let's discuss.
That's one hell of a list! Winston ChurchillMargaret AtwoodRussell BrandThe RomanovsSalman RushdieMy GrandmotherWilliam StyronMary KarrFreddie MercuryTony HorowitzAnd the Barefoot Contessa will cook for us while we sip cocktails on he garden patio.
Wouldn't it be fun to be a fly on the wall if like, a half-dozen chef icons were in a kitchen together? The Contessa, Julia, Martha, James Beard, Rachel Ray... I'd be sitting there, hovering over the charger plate, utensils in hand and napkin tucked in bib style, wanting the night to never end!
If we're really talking fantasy, I'd be the only chick in a pack of alpha males:Jon StewartBill MaherStephen KingLouis C.K.Sam AbellRon BenningtonGordon RamsayRahm EmmanuelAugustI'd never say a word, I'd just serve liquor and keep them talking.
Oh, I like this, yes I do!
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